Degrassi Doo-Rag Of The Day

Ah, high school. The good old days. Long sunsoaked days spent being forgiven for stealing your teacher’s laptop and reflecting on the school year with your kinda hot kinda annoying live-in girlfriend while black people danced all over the ashes of the burning gymnasium. Mmm-mmm. Best days of my life.

Doo-Rag, Ellie, and Ashley (in Canadian tuxedo) all sit quietly, introspectively pondering: “What does he mean when he says I’m ‘Canadian Hot’?”

Let’s talk about Isabella Jones for a second. Is it just me or was she the worst little actress Degrassi has ever seen? I know she was like 4 but COME ON. Though I am partial to the unintentional hilarity of her saying: “Peter you look sick.”

3 things I miss about new Degrassi (as told thru this cap)

1) Characters working at The Dot: What does nobody need an after school job anymore???

2) The bodacious hotness of Manny Santos: though her sister Tori Santamaria is awkwardly attractive for being sixteen

3) Doo-Rags!: Doo-rags, doo-rags, doo-rags! Are they no longer in fashion in Canada, were they ever?

Yes, yes, yes this is a shot of Liberty pulling Danny’s homicidal afro off of Danny and JT but I’m more concerned with those two in the back. Lucky dogs. I’d love to have, on my acting resume, “played Nigga in Bush on episode of Degrassi: The Next Generation”.

In celebration of the Prez and the Vice both coming out with they’re support of gay marriage, Marco, Dylan, and the doo-ragged lovers are all on their way to American City Hall!!

When it comes to Ashley, Jimmy in the foreground is all “You’re the best I’ve ever had”.

Meanwhile, Doorager in the back is all “Hell yeah fuckin right”

POP CULTURE!!!

Aaaaaaand we’re back. And as soon as I finish this last assignment this afternoon I’m gonna be chilling like Alex: doing my nails like a chola, getting high and nearly fucking up my girlfriend’s burgeoning fashion career, playing a major part in two kids getting shot and facing no repercussions AT ALL.

Fuck yeah. Alex all summer

Craig, after Anya challenged him to an old fashioned SNORTOFF ™ @ SNORTOFF 2012™

All proceeds from SNORTOFF 2012™  will go towards the purchase of a new kilo of uncut china white.